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My life as a star of ER….not!

Thanks Sam and everyone here at Love is an Exploding Cigar for inviting me! Sam asked me to talk about my life in the ER and to share some pictures of sexy docs….unfortunately, as you'll learn if you keep reading, I haven't actually met any of these guys in person. At least, not yet!

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After spending 17+ years practicing pediatrics and pediatric emergency medicine, the most often asked questions I get aren't about how many lives I've saved (I don't know), how often I've been sued (never), or even why I went into medicine (a long story).

No, the questions I get asked over and over are: Is it really like on TV? And have you met George Clooney?

My answers are: no (thank god!) and no, but I sure wouldn't mind!

mcsteamy.jpgWhat's strange is that people don't believe me that real world ER medicine isn't like TV. Yet, they assume that my novel, Lifelines (out March 4th, yeah!!)—which IS as close as you can get to the real world of emergency medicine and still be entertaining, or at least as close as I can make it—has no relation to reality because it's "fiction."

When did TV become more believable than the characters we pour our blood, sweat and tears into?

Why would people want to think that a xenophobic, drug addict with anti-social personality disorder and poor diagnostic skills (he makes three wrong diagnoses for every one he gets right!) like House is the way doctors are in real life?

Or that it's commonplace for attending physicians to seduce their 25 year old interns—grounds for dismissal, sanctions, and lawsuits in the real world—and there are no consequences?

Maybe they like to believe that us doctors really are ignoring our patients in order to have sex in the call rooms…and linen closets…and OR's, stairwells, rooftops, exam rooms, and wherever else those frisky Grey's Anatomy surgeons have done it.

Come to think of it, that would be a great incentive to go to work, knowing that these guys were ready and waiting to fulfill my every sexual fantasy and that I wouldn't have to worry about a pesky little thing called patient care to get in the way of my fun….

LIFELINES-2.jpg Then there's the most insidious TV misperception of all, one that seemed universally held by every patient who came to my ER. It's what I call the Burger King mentality—and I blame ER for creating it.

On ER, a patient arrives with a tummy ache and whoosh….thirty seconds later he's in a room, examined (without removing any clothes, these docs have x-ray vision!!!), a surgeon is found and lays eyes on him, proclaims him an appy ready to burst, and voila! An OR complete with staff, anesthesiologists, and equipment is ready for him. Right here, right now!

Talk about raising consumer expectations to an impossible level. This "have it my way, right away" mentality has grown to epidemic proportions.

Don't get me started…..

So, here's the real scoop. Yes, scrubs are comfortable but they do tend to smell after you've been running around for 36 hours or more. Probably why, no, we don't get to have sex in the call rooms, stairwells, ORs or wherever. Actually, when you're working 36 on-12 off, you don't get to have much sex at all…

Yes, it's "cool" to see all the strange and wonderful things people do to themselves, like why for some reason, men always seem to change lightbulbs in the nude and somehow fall on them, impaling them you-know-where….

No, it's not at all "cool" to see the reality of what people are capable of: murder, torture, rape, neglect, sheer indifference. Or the damage that a body can sustain: gunshot wounds, motor vehicle collisions, falls, stabbings, etc.

And if we need to blow off steam with a little gallows humor, it's not because we actually think it's funny or because we're jaded or callous—it's because if we didn't laugh, we'd be shutting ourselves in the supply closet and breaking down in tears which wouldn't do our other patients much good.

Yes, we sometimes make mistakes (like House does on every show). No, we don't typically allow physicians go around disrupting everyone while popping pills.

george_clooney.jpgYes, working in the ER is fun and crazy and stressful and just about every other adjective in the dictionary.

And no, I still haven't met George Clooney—but if you see him, slip him a copy of Lifelines (on sale today!!) and tell him to give me a call. Anytime. Day or night. Seriously.

For him, I'll find a clean pair of scrubs that make me look as sexy as those chicks on Grey's Anatomy….

Thanks for reading!

CJ

Welcome CJ!

Your book looks amazing -- and I don't read/watch medicals, but I think I'll make an exception in this case. ;)

I can tell you are a really high-energy person -- what do your colleagues think of your writing career?

And thanks for the hunky pictures! :) Can't wait to chat with you today, though I know you'll be in and out because you're doing a talk, but we'll all be here. :)

Sam

Thanks, Sam!

Thanks for having me here today, Sam! My colleagues pretty much thought I was crazy when I made the leap of faith and left my medical practice to focus on writing....have to admit, there were a few months where I was unemployed and I was wondering myself.

But then Berkley called and asked me to create a new medical suspense series for them--and I hopped on the publishing rollercoaster!

It's been an exciting ride, to say the least--almost the same adrenaline rush as waiting for a fresh trauma to come into the ER.

Congrats on Release Day

Hi, CJ! Super congrats, and I hope everyone at Left Coast is treating you royally on this very special day.

I think I've had a soft spot for medical stories since the days of Dr. Kildare (yeah, I'm old!)

Thanks, Terry!

I finally laid eyes on LIFELINES in a store for the first time yesterday--can not tell you guys how cool that was!

And then to be asked to sign books and have people come to my first signings...wow, wow, wow!

Yeah, I know, I'm a writer, I should have words, but right now I'm just too overwhelmed to find them, lol!

Appreciate the warm thoughts!

Congratulations, CJ

CJ--I enjoyed your insight into the real world of the ER (although I have to admit I love Hugh Laurie no matter how inaccurate his portrayal of a doctor is. Funny thing is that his father is a doctor in real life.) But big time congratulations on the release of your book! There's no other feeling like seeing your book on the shelves for the whole world to see--and buy!

Alexis Morgan

Hugh Laurie...

Alexis, you're right--that man can act! I don't think anyone else could make that character compelling enough for the audience to overlook all his faults.

Thanks so much for the warm thoughts on LIFELINES' release!

Hi, CJ

Congratulations!! Can't wait to dive into Lifelines! I've worked in hospitals for years, and I'm like you - I've never met George Clooney either (although we do have one surgeon who bears an uncanny resemblance to Noah Wyle of ER). But George - not even a close second). Maybe I'd still be there if I had :)

Hi Margery!

I know, sigh....but hey, a girl can dream, can't she???

Hope you enjoy LIFELINES!

CJ Lyons--Lifelines

CJ, the book is great, and I'm so glad you set me straight--about not yet meeting George Clooney, I mean.

But in all seriousness, I've watched ER ever since the show hit the air, and I'm happy to say that your new book is even better than that great show. And not just because you have more than 60 minutes (including 20 minutes of commercials) to get the story told. I've caught myself not breathing several times while reading--good job!

But if I see George before you, I may forget to give him your book and contact info. I tend to get amnesia about others when I'm pushing my own info .

Can't wait for your next book!

Joan

Arm wrestling over George

Joan, we might have to arm wrestle over him!

I'm so happy you enjoyed LIFELINES!! High praise indeed!

The writer in me is so thrilled that you didn't breathe at points while reading it--the doctor in me is thinking, just breathe, breathing is good, lol!

Thanks for the warm thoughts!

Welcome CJ!

This post cracked me up. Kind of like the soap star bad girl who went to the movies and got clubbed by an old lady with a purse while being lectured to "Leave your sisters husband alone!" It always surprises me that people believe tv so completely.

Clearly, folks haven't had as many trips to the ER as I have, lol. It always takes like 12 hours and I always come home sore. And that's me the patient, laying there like veal. The doctors and nurses, though, moving all the time. I'd complain. But I'm lazy, lol.

Can't wait to see the book!
Dee

reality tv?

Dee, you're right--it's amazing how people believe what they see on TV as real life!

Hope you enjoy LIFELINES!

CJ's book

Hi CJ,
I'll be looking for your book this weekend.
As a former R.N. in pediatrics, it will be interesting for me to read. I never worked in the E.R. Too much excitement for me!
I've been asked which of the t.v. shows most typifies the real life and I say Grey's Anatomy, though it goes off the deep end, too. E.R. started out good, but then got rather silly, IMHO. Scrubs? Never. House? As you say, that doc wouldn't have lasted long. I did have a surgeon who threw around instruments and swore while I was in training. I don't think he would last today, either. Good luck on your book. Ann

I want to work in Ann's hospital!

Thanks, Ann! But hey, if interns in your hospital are getting it on with attendings who look half their age (Patrick Dempsey would have to be in his late fifties to be a "world renown neurosurgeon"), then hey, I might have to go back and do another internship there!!!

Oh yeah, surgeons love to throw things--I had one try that in my ER during a trauma and I threw the chest tube right back at him and told him (in my firmest, pediatrician to toddler throwing a tantrum voice) to grow up! He shook his head like he was waking up from a dream and never gave us any more problems.

They're kind of like dogs, they just need training, lol!

Hey CJ

I spent until 3 a.m. finishing Lifelines this morning. It was a helluva read. You delivered the equivalent of a fastball with your debut novel. That's all I'm sayin'. No spoilers!

Did you spend a lot of time in EMS? How did you handle the adrenalin rush?

There's a t-shirt? Verra cool.

Much success.

Elen, can I quote you?

Thanks, Elen! Wow, I think that's one of the best reviews I've gotten!!!

Want to post it on Amazon, lol!

Seriously, I'm so thrilled that you enjoyed LIFELINES--sorry about keeping you up all night!

thanks for dropping in!

Can I quote you?

LOL - Yup.

Lifelines!

Hi CJ,

Thanks for cluing everyone in on reality versus medical fantasy. I'm seriously looking forward to reading your book!

Lynne Marshall

Thanks, Lynne!

Lynne, thanks for stopping by! Hope you enjoy LIFELINES!

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Sam

I have always been fasinated by the medical feild

I wanted to become a resiratory therapist, but unfornately I don't have the stomach for it. I found out when shadowing in the ER I would blackout a really bad times. Which I might have gotten over if I would have stuck it out, but I decided to do the next best thing. I went into medical transcription. I throughly love my career choice.

I also love reading stories about the medical feild and your book sound really great. Thanks for the wonderful blog.

Thanks!

You're right, life in the ER isn't for everyone--but how cool that you get to hear all the stories without all the gross stuff, lol.

Hope you enjoy LIFELINES!

Welcome!

Hi CJ! I will have to keep an eye out for your book! I like trying new settings for stories!

When I was in high school, I lived with what we have come to call my "honorary parents". He was a doctor and she loved to watch ER. She could not understand why he would not watch it. I remember him finally saying "I deal with that all day at work...why would I want to come home and see them mess it up on TV?" I confess that was the first time I realized that maybe shows on TV were not exactly true to life.

ER world

Hi Cathy!

I actually enjoyed ER until George left (sigh...) The producer and technical adivisors influenced a lot of the scripts in those early shows (when it was more about the ER and less about who's sleeping with who) and they asked for stories from real life ERs across the country.

Technically a lot of what happened was accurate--except the time compression that I mentioned in the posts.

Thanks for stopping by!

DOCTORS RULE

Congratulations on being in such an important specialty. I am impressed with your abliity to find time to write as well as being an ER doc. You certainly are creative and smart. Many doctors have that ability to write well and be excellent doctors.

Thanks, Traveler

Thanks for the compliments, but honestly it's a team effort--especially in the ER. Can't tell you how many times my butt was saved by smart nurses, EMTs, and techs!

GREAT DOCTOR

I have always been interested in watching Hugh Laurie since I think that his personality and acting make this show a hit. Aside from that you are definitely to be commended for your dedication since ER doctors work extremely hard and are always wexposed to the worst mightmare situations. Only admiration for doctors who work so hard and live for their dream.

Hugh again

I agree, he's a great actor! Really makes the show, in my opinion.

Thanks for your kind words!

WONDERFUL CAREER

I enjoyed reading your interesting and honest blog today. My son who starts his Pediatric residency here in town in June, graduates with his MD in May. He chose this field as he felt comfortable and interested in this specialty. He did all of his rotations and experienced many different feelings and perspectives. Thanks for this peek into your life and thoughts.

Pearl

You're welcome, Pearl! And best of luck to your son!

DOCTORS

No doubt you have to sacrifice for this profession. Thanks for the informative, and entertaining post. I know that doctors should be shown more respect, in fact, the actors whose job it is to portray them are paid more in remuneration and accolades. It should be the opposite. Years of work and study should be praised.

Congrats

Congrats CJ

I have been waiting for

I have been waiting for Lifelines to go on sale.

LIFELINES--on sale now!

Estella, it's on sale now--since Tuesday. It's in Walmart and Target and on the center New Release tower at Barnes and Noble.

Hope you enjoy it--and don't forget to check my website, I'm hosting a lot of contests to celebrate LIFELINES' release!

Thanks and congrats!

Hi, CJ!

Thanks for sharing some of the real behind-the-scenes scoop with us today, and congrats on Lifelines hitting the shelves! Plus, thank you for being a real life saver! It might not put you in regular contact with George, but all those people you've helped would surely agree that you're the real star!

And I do admit I love watching House, even though there's no way he'd be a real doctor at a real hospital! That's why he's on TV--it's entertainment, people! (Maybe here's where we segue into how the lines are blurring too much and with the whole reality TV thing, people just don't get that TV is pretend...)

Seriously, thanks for the fun post, and if I do run into George, I'll definitely point him in your direction!

I'm so glad you enjoyed the

I'm so glad you enjoyed the post! I had fun being here today.

And by all means, send George my way, any time!

Isn't it amazing what some

Isn't it amazing what some people believe lol. I love your sense of humor and assume there's some in your books. I don't think too many romance readers would be interested in a typical day in a real ER. And I've never met a doctor that looked like the ones on TV lol.

Typical day...

I don't do humor as well as other writers, like Toni McGee Causey, but there's a touch of humor in LIFELINES. All based on real-life cases, although I've altered the character so they in no way resemble any real life people.

Typical day in the ER? There isn't one, lol!

Congrats on the book

Congrats on the book release!! Wahoo!. I want this book because I love medical romance and I love humor in books.

Yikes, why do I always

Yikes, why do I always forget to log in; sorry.
This is RobynL

Thanks, Robyn! Hope you

Thanks, Robyn! Hope you enjoy LIFELINES!

CJ--Chiming in a bit late

CJ--Chiming in a bit late due to deadlines, but what a great blog! One of my students is the son of a physician and he says, "House makes my dad so angry!" I laugh when I think about it. It's like those shows with the teachers that, by being cool, make kids realize their true potential and turn their lives around. Now, granted, that happens, but in real life, I think school is a lot more like Fast Times at Ridgemont High than Welcome Back Kotter. (Am I showing my age here, lol?)

Great having you!
Jeannie

Thanks, Jeannie!

You're right--it's entertainment, not reality. Thanks for stopping by!

Exactly...

Those teaching dramas drive me nuts, too -- the last one I saw, and the last one for a reason -- was with Michelle Peiffer (sp?) and I remember her taking over mowing grass for one of her students so he could do something, study, take a test, whatever... Maybe that just wasn't a part of the teaching world I was in, but no... no no no. LOL

Sam

We have a winner!

Estella, you're the winner of a LIFELINES t-shirt! I'll contact you off list to arrange things!

And thanks again to everyone for stopping by!

Have a great weekend!

Lifelines

Hi CJ! Congratulations on your book release. It's been a long time coming, and I'm sure you're savouring every moment of it!
Now, you've completely ruined HOUSE for me - it's one of my favourite shows, lol. :) I used to watch ER but after the main characters left and they turned over on the actors, I dropped it. Grey's Anatomy's never interested me for some reason. But HOUSE! No, docs shouldn't be pill-popping, etc., but I love the way the show comes up with these obscure diseases/illnesses and leads the audience down the path of figuring out what it is. The whole bit about House mis-diagnosing is that he's unpeeling the wrapping of what the core disease is - don't you think? I consider it a bit of a "mystery" show.

As for the reality of ER's, I shattered my shoulder Jan. 17th. The ER doctor wanted to send my home IN A SLING, because he said 'nothing could be done" for the type of fractures I had. My dh insisted on a second opinion and I ended up with an orthopedic surgeon giving me a metal plate with 9 bolts to hold me all together. The moral of the story is, any doctor can make a mistake (and that would've been a whopper!) so I'm sure life in an ER is always interesting in terms of keeping up on patients changing status, and dealing with whatever comes through the door. My BIL is an ER doc and anethetist, and he loves it. Thrives on it, actually. Unfortunately for my sis, he's not as handsome as George Clooney!

Have a great time with your book launch, and thanks for such a great post!

Thanks, Laurie!

I love the way you look at House--more of a mystery to unravel than about the medicine. The one thing I do enjoy is the psychology behind all the behaviors in that show.

Thanks so much for the kind thoughts!

PS: hope your shoulder is okay!

Great book

I haven't read a medical romance yet, but this one looked too good to pass up, I can't wait to start reading it tonight.

Amanda Murphy w/a Jill James
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